I hope you feel bad
We all know games are evil. They twist the minds of our youths with glamorised, consequence-free violence. They cause RSI and whitefinger. They’re racist, sexist and homophobic. They’re ruining the environment. But now we’ve sunk to a new low. We’re extincting stag beetles. Yahoo Asia reports that:
A rare subspecies of stag beetle found only in the Amanos Mountains of southern Turkey is now threatened with extinction as it is being exploited for sale to beetle enthusiasts in countries like Japan, a local conservationist has warned. Nazim Sonmez, of the Amanos Environmental Protection Association, said the beetle is being over-harvested owing in part to the popularity among Japanese children of “Mushiking: The King of Beetles,” an arcade game in which players engage in virtual battles between beetles from all over the world. Sonmez said some Japanese passing themselves off as researchers have come to the Amanos area of Hatay Province to catch or otherwise acquire the rare and distinct beetle, which goes by the scientific name Lucanus cervus akbesianus. Locals are also involved in exploiting them to sell to foreigners, especially Japanese, at exorbitant prices amounting to as much as 1,450 lira (some 13,000 yen). They sell for as much as 40,000 yen on Japanese Internet auction sites.
Now, while I defy anyone - particularly Sega shareholders - to resist Mushiking’s gladiatorial charm, it’s a sobering thought that overkeen beetle-otaku could be responsible for the downfall of an entire species. And what if Mushiking is only the beginning? What if Activision licenses snail-racing? Or squirrel-fishing? What if Rogue Galaxy’s Insectron Tournament has already bred a new generation jonsing for real world arthropod face-offs? We live in troubling times.
If your conscience is pricking you, say in the manner of an understandably agitated Lucanus cervus akbesianus working its way into your undies, you may wish to salve it in the following ways:
- Back One Big Game, the not-for-profit game publisher looking for specifically developed games to raise charity funds.
- Do a little early Christmas shopping, for Child’s Play.
- Get a solar charger for your DS/PSP. Or a hand-crank if you’re feeling energetic.
- Plant a (real) tree in Second Life.
- Make sure you’re signed up for Folding@Home.
And with that, you can return to pitilessly slaying Little Sisters with a wrinkle-free forehead and a song-filled heart.
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I don’t feel bad because I offset my console emissions. (I can’t drive a car and play Oblivion at the same time so it works out nicely).
Yahoo Asia have got it spot on, I’ve yet to see a live Pokemon in the wild. It’s a troubling trend, especially if you’re a beetle. What’s more troubling is discovering that squirrel-fishing actually exists. I’m guessing it was inspired by SEGA Bass Fishing?
I’m off to plant a tree and open a Volkswagen dealership in Akihabara. Meantime developers can offset the imminent beetle extinction by including more bugs in their games.
By FantasyMeister on 4 September 2007 3:20 pm
Personally, I face a harrowing dilema over rescuing and havesting Little Sisters everytime one emerges. Thats my personal gaming moment that makes me shed a tear.
As for console emmissions, id love to say I live in an eco friendly yurt in Northern Yorkshire, but in reality theres enough power flowing through coiled masses of copper wire in my office that I fear the magnetism has affected my fertility.
Dispite this I like to feel I saved my fair save of Space Mice form Space Cats through copious ChuChu Rocket playtime
By Ross Taylor on 10 September 2007 12:34 pm
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